Oh man, I don’t know what they were putting in the drinks at the Lipsy Love Fragrance event, but I can’t believe I wasn’t invited. Hot D-list celebrities getting plastered is a blogger’s dream. Anyway, here’s Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace and her handlers ruining what could’ve been a glorious moment in paparazzi history, considering how close they already came to getting a money shot when Aisleyne was sober. Just a suggestion for next time, but if you want to help a drunk chick stumble back to your car in a hurry, maybe try not wrapping her head in a sweater like you’re kidnapping her. Trust me, I learned that lesson the hard way.