So if you guys haven’t heard, Ariel Winter — aka the daughter from Modern Family that’s not Sarah Hyland — has been in the news a lot recently. Apparently Ariel’s sister is trying to get custody of her after claims that her mom emotionally abused her. Since I felt kinda bad hearing that, I wanted to offer my help. Her sister’s pretty cute, so maybe we can babysit Ariel together. And if she wants to bring Sofia Vergara along too, that’s cool with me. What? I’m trying to seem sensitive here. Isn’t it working?
November 12th, 2012