I always liked Ashley Tisdale, she’s got a great body, but she’s not the hottest actress around, and she’s not the most famous actress either. So I like to think that if we were stuck in an elevator together with a couple bottles of tequila, we could have a pretty good time. Which is why I’m not happy about her getting all this attention from the paparazzi at the Twilight premiere. Stop it guys, you’re ruining my chances.

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