Now that Megan Fox has had her kid, I was hoping her first time back on the site would be a little more exciting than this, preferably involving some tasteful nudes and fireworks. Instead though, I’ve got these screencaps from her appearance on The Wedding Band, her douche husband’s new TV show. Because apparently it wasn’t enough that Brian Austin Green married and knocked up Megan Fox, now he’s forcing us to watch his dumb show in order to see her again. So what am I supposed to do with all these fireworks I bought? They’re non-refundable.

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