Things had been going really well between me and Lauren Pope for a while there: she got photographed showing off her cleavage and I posted the pictures on my site. It was a magical few months. Anyway, I haven’t seen her in a while, but I guess Lauren decided she wanted us to get back together, because here she is out at some restaurant trying to get my attention again. It definitely worked, but I thought when you get funbags they’re supposed to be higher up. I think it might be time for Lauren to go back in for a tune-up.