Ah, Jennifer Tilly… I remember the days when her cleavage reigned supreme, and it’s nice to see she’s still got the goods. I think she’s a professional poker player these days, which makes sense, because one look at those puppies and I’d be too distracted to even remember my hand. Anyway, here she is busting out again at the Dream Foundation’s 11th Annual Celebration of Dreams Gala. Funny, it’s always been my dream to motorboat a pair like that. I wonder if Jennifer’s willing to help me make it come true. For old times’ sake.