I’ve been in the online game for close to 7 years now and I’ve never heard of Chloe Melas. Turns out she is a reporter for another blog and is dating this Brian Mazza dude, who once dated Tinsley Mortimer. Who are these people and why are the Paps taking photos of them? Seriously, I need to up my game, find myself a hot d-list celeb and get myself to a beach for some easy exposure. BTW, I look great in a Speedo.