Man, this was not the direction I was hoping Selena Gomez was going to go in after she finally broke up with that teenage girl she was dating. I was expecting drunken nights out, showing lots of skin, maybe even a booty call to a certain celebrity blogger, not dressing up like a 14-year-old. What’s next? She’s going to eat a carton of ice cream in an oversized sweater? Selena’s really got to pull herself together.