Hey, look! Amy Childs is promoting yet another thing I have no interest whatsoever in buying. Only this time, she’s not doing so in lingerie. And that’s a real shame. Everybody knows what a competitive market it is for busty British nobodies. If you ask me, she needs to hire a new PR person stat. Luckily, I’m available, I have a ton of experience promoting Amy, and I’m willing to get paid in motorboats. It’s a perfect match.