It’s nice to see Selena Gomez dressing like an adult these days, but I was still hoping for more after her big breakup. Sure, Selena looks classy and pretty and everything, but how is this supposed to show that teenage loser what he’s missing? Next time, I expect nothing less than a pair of Daisy Dukes and a see-through shirt. And if she really wants to make him jealous, maybe even a Twitter photo from the bed of certain celebrity blogger. I’ve already arranged the pillows just right.