So three of my favorite busty British nobodies were out the other night: Sam Faiers, Lauren Pope, and Chloe Sims. At first I thought it was for some kind of costume party, because they showed up dressed like a sexy princess, a sexy ballerina, and Vanna White, but it turns out it was for a live episode of their British reality show The Only Way is Essex instead. Which actually makes these even weirder. Who wants to see a live version of a reality TV show? If I wanted to see drunk girls yell at each other, I’d just go to the bar.