So, for reasons I still can’t entirely explain, porn star Mary Carey was at Donny & Marie Osmond’s Christmas Show for opening night. Because if I’ve learned anything from years of TV specials and watching It’s a Wonderful Life, nothing says Christmas like a porn star with her fake boobs falling out… Yeesh, what a mess.

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