Newly-single Selena Gomez was out rocking a tight pair of leggings and playing with her phone, and while I’m always hoping for more out of her, I guess this is about as good as we’re going to get. So we might as well enjoy it. Anyway, I can only assume she was trying to text me for a mid-afternoon booty call. I wonder why I didn’t get it. Weird. I’m going to have to call the phone company about this.