Now that she’s married, it seems like Jessica Biel is on a cross-country tour to show the rest of us what we’re missing out on. Here she is showing off some cleavage in New York for the premiere of her new movie Playing For Keeps, and even a little sideboob for the paparazzi smart enough to get the right angle. Maybe it’s just me, but I think Jessica looks a little down in these pictures. Either she’s been taking smiling lessons from Kristen Stewart, or somebody found out married life isn’t as fun as it seems in the dumb romantic comedies she makes. But hey, if Jessica’s looking for a blogger-on-the-side to spice things up, I’m happy to volunteer my services. I can be very discreet.