So all I know about The Only Way is Essex is that it’s some British reality TV crap and it seems to exclusively star busty British nobodies. Now that sounds like my kind of show. Anyway, here’s one of those stacked “stars” Jessica Wright out at a bar. I’m liking this girl, she’s got a great body and she’s obviously comfortable in front of a camera. Which is good to know, because I’ve got quite the set-up going in my bedroom these days. Now I just Jessica’s willing to come over and help me test it out.