JWoww has really turned up the hotness lately, and I’m going to go ahead and take credit for it. See, ever since I called her fat, she’s been busting out the cleavage with regularity. You’re welcome, everyone. And you know, at first I was confused as to what the cast of Jersey Shore was doing at The X Factor, but then I realized there’s no better example of a bunch of idiots getting famous for doing something stupid. Which makes them the perfect role models and mentors for this show. Carry on guys.