Now that Jenna Dewan announced that she’s pregnant with that male stripper’s kid, I figured I’d offer her a few words of wisdom since I know it’s her first pregnancy and all. She might find she’s going to gain weight in a few important areas, and needs to buy new clothes. And it’s important that those clothes are as low-cut as possible. Trust me Jenna, I’ve been through this before. I’m practically an expert.

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