So it turns out my favorite Paraguayan model Claudia Galanti has some douche French billionaire boyfriend who I don’t like at all. And this is the way I had to find out, with pictures of them making out at the beach? I feel so betrayed. And to think, I was just about to ask Claudia to be my new Internet girlfriend. Oh well. At least she’s still giving all of us a great view — especially these lucky kids, who I’m pretty sure are having the best Christmas vacation of their lives. Obviously they were on the Nice list this year.
December 27th, 2012