I’ve always liked Naomi Watts, so I’m digging these bikini pictures of her on vacation. The nipple-itis is a nice touch, but I could do without the rest of the family. And since she’s worked hard this year, I’m thinking this MILF could really use some “me time” — which typically involves a bottle of wine, a bubble bath, and yours truly. All Naomi has to do is send the brats out for ice cream or whatever the hell kids eat, call the concierge, and I’ll be right over.

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