I have some exciting news to report, everyone. It’s official: My favorite new bikini babe, Claudia Romani, and I are now Twitter friends. And we all know that’s only one small step away from Claudia becoming my new Internet girlfriend and, assuming she plays her cards right, my future ex-wife. It’s all happening so fast. I haven’t even told my mom yet.

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