Last month, I reported that Carmen Electra was accompanying some rich Austrian playboy to a lavish opera ball. Now that I’ve actually seen the photos of this event, I’m sick. You would think a rich playboy would be some handsome young buck, but no, it’s a dirty old man. I wonder what Dave Navarro thinks of all this? His girl is out with some geezer, in a disgusting dress, all for a $1225 dinner. Come to think of it, this Austrian dude paid way too much. If I hire Carmen Electra for a date, I want her in my bedroom, in her Pussycat Doll outfit, stripping in front of me and oh ya… I want the full hour.
February 24th, 2006