I’ve done a couple posts by now on the girls from The Only Way is Essex, so I feel like I know the British reality show pretty well. I mean, I’ve still never seen a single episode, but I do know it’s the one with all the hot British nobodies on it, so it’s pretty much my favorite thing on TV. Anyway, here’s the show’s “star” Frankie Essex out doing some staged bikini “candids” on the beach somewhere. Since it’s the first time I’ve seen her, Frankie’s so-so-looking, but not really what I was expecting from a reality show star. If you ask me, they should rename it The Only Way is Maria Fowler, or Jessica Wright, or Chloe Sims… I’m no TV executive, but trust me, it’ll be a ratings goldmine. Hell, I might even watch it.