It must be hard being Ryan Seacrest‘s beard. I wonder how Julianne Hough pleases herself because this fake relationship has gone on too long and it looks like the lack of sex may be getting to her body. It’s not as tight as it used to be. Anyway, if Julianne needs any help, she’s more than welcome to drop me an email. I’m very discreet and I guarantee my sessions burn a 1000 calories since I only lay on my back and let the girl do all the work.