It must be hard being Ryan Seacrest‘s beard. I wonder how Julianne Hough pleases herself because this fake relationship has gone on too long and it looks like the lack of sex may be getting to her body. Itâ€™s not as tight as it used to be. Anyway, if Julianne needs any help, she’s more than welcome to drop me an email. I’m very discreet and I guarantee my sessions burn a 1000 calories since I only lay on my back and let the girl do all the work.