Apparently Olivia Palermo used to be a reality TV star, but I guess I should have figured as much, considering I only ever seem to see her in bikini beach pictures. Unlike some of the other perma-vacationers I post on the site, I know Olivia doesn’t have much in the front meat department, but hey, that’s nothing a new reality show paycheck or a gift from a certain anonymous blogger couldn’t fix. Wait here, I’ll get the Kickstarter page up and running.

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