Wow, after checking out these pictures of Beyonce in GQ, I’m pretty sure we missed a serious contender for MILF of the Year. Where was this all of 2012? Anyway, I don’t really get the point of the football helmet or poses, but I’d sure love to play a little two-hand touch with Beyonce. And since I’m pretty sure Jay-Z could buy this site 10 times over and turn it into a blog about adult diapers, by two-hand touch, I mean play patty-cake with Beyonce and their wonderful kid. Obviously.

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