With all the cleavage on display at the Golden Globes last night, it’s hard to pick just one winner. I know people say this every year, but all the nominees were truly amazing. I’d love to motorboat each and every one of them. But if I had to choose the Globes of the Night, it’d have to go to Salma Hayek. Cleavage this consistently awesome deserves some kind of a lifetime achievement award. Let’s make it happen people.