This isn’t exactly what I was expecting from a video called “Kate Upton Washes the All-New Mercedes-Benz CLA in Slow Motion.” Where’s the bikini? And more importantly, where’s Kate Upton getting all wet and soapy? Instead, it’s just her standing around looking hot while a bunch of dudes wash a car. In slow motion. I thought there were rules against false advertising. Somebody deserves to get fired over this.