So apparently there were competing movie premieres happening last night, and judging by the respective guest lists, I’m calling it already: Parker won. Sure, all I’ve got to go on are these pictures of Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Alyssa Miller, but what more do you need? You just can’t beat classy supermodel cleavage. It’s a scientifically-proven fact. Trust me, I’ve done years of research.

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