Since this is my first post on her, I’d like to introduce you guys to Victoria’s Secret model Edita Vilkeviciute. She’s Lithuanian, she looks ridiculously hot in a bikini, and according to her Twitter, she likes apples and hot tea. Fascinating stuff. We have so much in common. I think I might ask Edita to be my new Internet girlfriend. So what if I can’t pronounce her name, let alone spell it? We’ll just keep things on a strictly physical basis.