So the Grammys were held last night, and for some reason I always seem to forget how much they suck and spend 10 minutes watching them until I finally remember. It’s a yearly tradition. But this year I made it to a record 13 minutes thanks to Katy Perry. I can’t remember what award she was giving out, even though I was really paying close attention at the time. I’m pretty sure it had something to do with cleavage.