After yesterday’s cover, today we’ve got some pictures from this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, including Kate Upton wearing nothing but body paint. That’s right. Take as much time as you need, and just remember to breath. But while Kate landed the cover again this year, if Nina Agdal‘s spread is any indication, I predict she’ll be the cover girl in 2014. Remember I said that, because I plan on taking the credit when it happens.
Anyway, for the rest of this year’s pictures, head over to Sports Illustrated. And you might want to start pretending you’ve come down with a sudden case of food poisoning, unless you want people to wonder why you’re spending so much time in the bathroom today.