I didn’t watch her halftime show at the Super Bowl, because I was busy attending to more important matters — like waging war against my liver — but I’m glad to see the Beyonce MILF tour is in full effect. And here she is at its latest stop, the New York premiere of something called Beyonce: Life Is But A Dream. Which is apparently some new HBO documentary about her kick-ass life. We get it: you’re insanely rich, famous and hot, and this is the closest any of us will ever get to you. But if she’s going to rub it in our faces, at least she did it with cleavage.