So I don’t know why this dude is wearing a crown and sash, but I do know that the busty hottie posing with him is Irish lingerie model Hazel O’Sullivan. And that makes Mr. DIT over here one seriously lucky guy. Man, I wonder how many cereal box tops I’m going to have to save up for my chance at getting close to those world-class funbags. I’d better get started now.

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