So Girls Aloud are apparently on tour again, which is awesome, because it means more pictures of my first future ex-wife and all-time favorite British pop star Cheryl Tweedy. I just read that the tour is for the girl group’s 10th anniversary, which means it must be my 10th anniversary with Cheryl too, and I forgot all about it. What kind of present are you supposed to give each other for 10 years? That’s the nudie picture anniversary, right? Fingers crossed.