I thought I was pretty much all caught up on my hot nobodies, at least until I saw these pictures of Kimberley Garner at a launch event for some product I’ve never heard of either. Anyway, it turns out that Kimberley’s a British reality star, like pretty much all the no-name hotties I come across these days. Which leads me to believe we’re doing something wrong over here. I mean, how come our reality TV churns out “stars” like Snooki while the Brits get hotties like Kimberley? I’m telling you, it’s just not fair.