I didn’t know American Idol was still happening, since I haven’t watched that show in years, like everyone else in the entire world. But apparently it’s still trying to cling to its glory days, because here’s Mariah Carey at the American Idol finalists party. And speaking of hanging on, even though Mariah’s obviously past her prime too these days, luckily that cleavage is still going strong. That ought to buy her at least another couple years. If nothing else, it’s brought me a few more hours of fun.