So here’s totally normal, just like everyone else soccer mom Britney Spears at her son’s soccer game, while an army of paparazzi capture her every move. And we’re lucky they were there, because we’ve got them to thank for these Britney booty shots. I’m pretty sure she’s not wearing a bra either, judging by the way she made sure to keep her arms crossed the entire time. Either way, not bad for a soccer mom! I’m suddenly in the mood to do dirty things with her and a tray of orange slices.