“Everyone said I was fat, so I did something about it,” slap-happy songbird Mariah Carey blurted to Page Six, seemingly out of nowhere. “Here! Feel my thighs! Feel my butt!” After several requests, Page Six agreed to fondle her newly firmed physique, and can confirm the absence of unsightly “jelly.”
I just want to say that I never called Mariah Carey fat. I don’t know who would say such a terrible thing. If you look at all my previous Mariah Carey posts, you’ll see that I defended her and her weight.