I didn’t know that Ashley Tisdale and Vanessa Hudgens were friends, but here they are drinking out of red plastic cups together like a couple of frat boys. Only, unlike frat boys, they probably own the Porsche they’re getting into, instead of borrowing it from one of their parents. Anyway, it’s a nice car, but I’m much more interested in the nice boobs on Ashley. I always get so distracted by her booty I forget about them. So I think it’s about time I show them the proper appreciation with a quick motorboat. Stop by whenever.