I don’t really look at tabloids because I have better things to do in line at the grocery store, like examine the melons on the checkout girl, but I’m at least vaguely aware that some chick named Farrah Abraham is famous for getting knocked up as a Teen Mom. And here she is in a bikini, showing off some solid funbags. I’m not sure how old she is now, but I guess she’s 18 because there are rumors of her having a sex tape. If that’s true, posing in a bikini is a great way to start promoting it. It’s crucial to get people wanting to see more. Smart girl.