Allow me to introduce you guys to hottie Alana Blanchard, who’s not only a famous pro surfer with a world-class booty but apparently a professional Twitter model as well. I don’t know much about surfing, but I’m very familiar with the world of Twitter modeling, so I think me and Alana could be perfect for each other. And according to her profile she loves “the beach, bikinis, and the sun.” Yup, I think I can work with that. Call me.
April 12th, 2013