Dammit, I should’ve known this would happen. Britney Spears has been making a serious hotness comeback lately, and as a result, apparently now she’s got a new boyfriend. Anyway, here she is working her thick legs in a pair of leggings, and carrying a Wiffle Ball bat, pool noodle and bag of peanuts. Looks like they’ve got a pretty fun evening planned. I get the pool noodle, but I’m not quite sure how the peanuts work in. I guess I’ll just have to use my imagination.