I never knew that the Museum of Natural History in New York held dances, because I always assumed they were a museum and not a high school. Then again, I also didn’t know that Ivanka Trump was pregnant, but here she is at the museum’s Spring Dance showing off her growing baby bumps, and I guess her stomach too. Anyway, all I can think of is that in a couple months some lucky kid is going to get to live my dream of burying their face in that cleavage. Talk about being born into privilege.
April 19th, 2013