So I guess I can rest easy knowing that I’ll never be a hipster, because I didn’t realize Coachella was still going on this weekend. But here’s one of my favorite MILFs Alessandra Ambrosio out teaching her kid how to become a future annoying hipster d-bag. Knowing how impressionable kids are, I was going to complain that Alessandra didn’t take her to a Victoria’s Secret convention over the weekend instead, but then I got lost in that booty peeking out of Alessandra’s shorts and all was right in the world again. What can I say? I’m easily distracted by supermodels in short shorts. It’s my Kryptonite.