What is Heather Graham, in her 40s now? It’s hard for me to tell, because that cleavage of hers never seems to age. And now here she is showing off a set of legs that’s hotter than most girls in their 20s. Clearly somebody needs to get to the bottom of this mystery, and I think I’m just the man to do it. See, me and Heather have a long history together, where I’d do dirty things looking at pictures of her while she remained completely unaware of my existence. Let’s just hope Heather remembers those great times as fondly as I do.