As you guys probably know, I’m a big fan of Doutzen Kroes. Well, to be fair, I’m a big fan of most lingerie models, but that’s besides the point. What I’m trying to say is, I’m really digging this new shoot Doutzen did for Victoria’s Secret. There’s only one problem: there aren’t any shots of her booty, and that’s always been my favorite part. Somebody’s going to get a very strongly-worded email about this. Luckily though Doutzen’s a MILF, so she’s probably used to dealing with tantrums by now. I’m sure she’ll be able to calm me down.
May 9th, 2013