In case you were wondering what Victoria Silvstedt has been up to lately, here she is hard at work. And by that, I mean looking hot in a bikini on some rich dude’s boat. I know that Victoria’s a pro by now since she’s been doing this gig for years, but I’m a little surprised that she’s still putting suntan lotion on herself. It’s so inefficient. I mean, just think of all the extra work Victoria could get done if she had somebody like me to do that for her. And trust me, I’m very good. My pasty white legs speak for themselves.