It’s a big responsibility being named my new favorite nobody. You can’t just coast along on a couple bikini pictures a month and expect to keep the title. So I’m happy to see that Courtney Stodden is taking the gig seriously. See, here she is looking like a beaten-up cougar leaving some restaurant, with her dress practically falling off. This is exactly the type of thing that lets me know I chose the right girl. With Courtney’s combination of short dresses, solid cleavage and low alcohol tolerance, I think she could stay my new favorite nobody for a long time. Hell, if she’s lucky, she might even break the current record of two weeks.