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Jessica Simpson No-Show
I think that it is great that Jessica Simpson went to Washington to lobby Congress on behalf of Operation Smile which help kids overseas with facial deformities. However, she did it all wrong. These are congressmen for crying out loud! You don’t show up looking like their wives. You show up in your Daisy Duke shorts and do a little dance and say:
“Can I get a hand clap for the way I work my back
Tick tock all around the clock drop it
Push ya tush, like that”
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