So Selena Gomez won’t go out with me, but apparently she will go on a date with a 14-year-old, because here she is trying to dodge the paparazzi while she grabs dinner with Jaden Smith. Real nice. Anyway I get it, I’d be covering my face too if I was with a 14-year-old. Actually, scratch that, I’d be in jail. So I’d probably be covering something else, if you know what I mean.